Okay, so we all know that cheerleaders are given a bad rep for being stoopud. And I try as much as I can to stay unbiased until I actually know them. However...well, as you'll see from these quotes, if there were ever a cheerleading squad (is that what they're called?) to fit the cliche, this squad would definitely be at the top of the list.
For example, take today.
Cheerleader: "Omigosh. My leg is bleeding hysterically!"
Drama (LATER): "When I heard that, I laughed profusely."
Or you can take Freshman Orientation.
Sign: "Welcome Freshman!"
Drama Director: "YOU! You're the the freshman who gets to be welcomed this year!"
Maybe you should take the pep assembly.
Cheerleader: "And you have to be able to speak legibly."
(For those of you having trouble figuring that one out, you can't speak legibly. You can only write legibly)
These totally made my day, and considering that there's a pep assembly on Friday being hosted by the cheerleaders, there's bound to be alot more quotes on the way. Mwahahaha!!
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